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Good News and Bad News

Wed Nov 4, 2009, 8:00 PM
  • Mood: Helpful
  • Listening to: Brian Head Welch - Flush
  • Reading: Chronicles of Narnia
  • Watching: Flush music video
  • Playing: Nothing
  • Eating: Oreos
  • Drinking: Gatorade
You know, now that I think about it I got more bad news than good. XD I mean for one thing I've been sick for the most part of this week. Okay, who here just randomly starts throwing up all night long, huh? A show of hands? I mean its okay for me since I didn't have to go to school the next day, but I soon started regretting it that when I hit the second stage of this disease I have: Fever. Next day, afternoon, I was trembling so much I couldn't sleep. My mom is the worst doctor ever, she gave me a cold shower and got me to sleep without covers while, since I was colder than streaker going up mt. Everest, what I really wanted was to jump into a bomb fire after swabbing myself with gasoline. It was that bad. I was so cold, like literally it was the worst thing I've ever went through my entire life. I would get stung by a scorpion three times over again and get a concussion hitting a rock falling out of my saddle five times over the pain I went through that night. I was screaming, no SCREAMING, while I was in the shower. Imagine the worst thing in the world and that's it.

Third day was usual recover, my head felt like it got hit by a train wreck after the titanic crashed into it about five times and the iceberg with it. As the day came down I became the typical sick boy look. Just sitting on the couch drinking soup while spitting it out as soon as AFV came on, yeah I don't got dish network. And to add on to the onslaught of bad events, I think I'm out of shape from the oreos, honestly I think it was the soup to blame but its part of my science experiment anyways. Just hope I could get my abs back again before I head off to brazil XD

Alright, so as you all know my computer tanked, and theoretically, all four books with it! XD But after getting it checked up (this is where the good news comes in, FINALLY!) I realized that its toast. Okay now for that good news. The hard drive is safe and sound and is being processed to a ghost drive as we speak. Books are safe, music's safe, everything's smooth and with God in the wheel I'll probably be back to uploading in no time flat. That and my dad found a good deal on buying me a net-book. Its like a mini notebook with all the conveniences of a Laptop...er...but without the conveniences of a laptop. Yeah I mean its for media and documents so it fits me pretty well. So that saves me possibly seven hundred dollars, meaning seventy hours of yard work and/or my Christmas or birthday present (if I get any this year to make up for the last four years) So in the mean time I took up reading.

And for the sake of random tangents, has anyone really READ chronicles of Narnia. I mean sure you've seen the movies and all, but has anyone ever read the book by C.S Lewis. Holy crap its weird. I mean at first its all expectant and you can totally tell what's going on even if the characters are your typically dumbasses but I mean even then your caught up in the fantasy. As soon as I got to Lion, Witch, and the Wardrobe, I was like 'okay next' and beleive me or not the movies make it look a lot more badass then they should be. Take Prince Caspain for example, boy did they take that one on a left turn. Here's a bummer for ya'll, he's really blond. Why the heck did they turn him into a mexican in the movie! Like seriously, did anyone catch that. I mean yeah sure he comes across as the pretty boy in the book but in the movie its like they have to call a cut to get the guy some new shampooing before he could go back to fighting minotaurs and what crap! Not to mention that more than half the book is nothing but them trying to find prince caspain, the last two chapters is the epic battle which I will say got a bit bloody if you wanna add the criteria to a children book. Give it to a guy like me who's seen and owns all five (soon to be six) SAW movies, I say, 'talking mouse, yeah that's cute CS now where's the decapitations, c'mon don't play with me now'

Regardless decapitations or not, the whole chronicles was intersting for this one reason and I don't know how to front out say it. The Chronicles of Narnia, in a whole, is the holy bible of all crystal meth snorting fantasy fanatic authors who's ever lived. I'm not dissing the guy either. But it blows my mind away the things this dude comes up with. Its just head exploding. I mean seriously, how does he come up with this stuff. The last book I read, The Voyage of something I think? Was like them going to the END OF THE WORLD only to be met by a star, that's right a friggin star, and frozen wave that separates them from he unfrozen version of the Himalayas which was suppose to be known as Aslan's country. consequently the only person who could go into it was the talking mouse, Reepcheep, yes he has a name and a place in the third movie. Okay just say that without smirking, talking mouse, i mean isn't that enough on a whole. The next book's called the silver chair, and by the cover I guess it has something to do with them going to hell or something. No I'm serious they looks like they're going to hell. They even got the little stereotypical devil midgets with the pitchforks and everything running around.

If this guy wasn't the beginning of fantasy, he sure did something for it! I mean, Alice in Wonderland, Hellboy, Pan's Labyrinth, the Silent Hill series (frankly), The vission of Escaflowne (yeah I went there), and possibly every fantasy related themed movie/book out there was in one way shape or form influenced by CS Lewis, I mean c'mon this guy was JR Tokeins aprentice! I mean I gave up on the guy cause he was too complex (that and the book was a couple days overdue) and CS I was about to give up cause he was too simple, and British (you'll understand if you read him), but man was I tricked into it. The book is a never ending flow of hallucinogen highs. Just read it!

In other news I'm heading back to my uncles' farm in Para for thanksgiving break but that's for another journal. Yeah you think this one's long enough! XD LOL Alright, peace out! Kalrach out!

PS: best music video ever -> [link]

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  • Current Residence: Jacksonvile Florida
  • Interests: writing, wilderness, weapons, computers, video games, all that guy stuff
  • Favourite movie: The Matrix, Chronnicles of Riddic, and The Lord Of The Rings
  • Favourite band or musician: Demon Hunter
  • Favourite genre of music: Christian Metal, Heavy Metal, unblack metal
  • Favourite artist: Ciruelo
  • Favourite poet or writer: JR Tolkein, E.E. Knight
  • Favourite style of art: Digital
  • Operating System: Windows Virus....er I mean Vista
  • MP3 player of choice: Samsung
  • Favourite game: Morrowind
  • Favourite gaming platform: PS2
  • Favourite cartoon character: errr.... Spawn
  • Personal Quote: John 3:16
  • Tools of the Trade: Anything that God gives me to work with

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:icondoinkingtime:
Hey, you don't have your MSN IM email up.

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Jesus freaks; it's us against the world.

:noes: FOR SPARTA!

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:iconkalrach:
For that I use Kalrach@live.com I'll sign in.

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"That final day will fall
And those who curse the sky will face the earth
The many turn to one
The God of Gods’ own righteous son
Begging for that second birth."
~Grand Final - Demon Hunter
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:icondoinkingtime:
Cool, thanks

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Jesus freaks; it's us against the world.

:noes: FOR SPARTA!

♠ Yeah, yeah, the Ace of Spades is my favourite card, ‘cause I could never quite be the Queen of Hearts. (-Cheshire)
:iconmalaikawolfcat:
Hello there! In the past you’ve favorited my photography work and so this is just a note to let you know that I've moved my photography and will now be uploading those sorts of things on my new account: :iconjustblieve:

So please, if you want to continue seeing my photos please watch me there!

Thanks :)

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:iconkalrach:
thank you! will do!

--
"That final day will fall
And those who curse the sky will face the earth
The many turn to one
The God of Gods’ own righteous son
Begging for that second birth."
~Grand Final - Demon Hunter
Icon was found on the web.
:iconsakeakane:
[link]

um Chesh's DA isn't working so she told me to send you this, it's from her :icondoinkingtime: you should know me too we were in the writing club together the one w/ black hair...

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And sometimes I think that I'm not any good at all
And sometimes I wonder why, why I'm even here at all
But then you assure me
I'm a little more than useless
~A little More than Useless RelientK

Forgiven & Free In Jesus
Bible Christian
:iconkalrach:
Oh so you're the Akane they're always talking about. Hm, I didn't know you were part of the writting class much less that one girl. Let me thing, did I review one of the things you wrote?

--
"That final day will fall
And those who curse the sky will face the earth
The many turn to one
The God of Gods’ own righteous son
Begging for that second birth."
~Grand Final - Demon Hunter
Icon was found on the web.
:iconsakeakane:
NO i don't think so, i had glasses...not american?

--
And sometimes I think that I'm not any good at all
And sometimes I wonder why, why I'm even here at all
But then you assure me
I'm a little more than useless
~A little More than Useless RelientK

Forgiven & Free In Jesus
Bible Christian
:iconkalrach:
Oh, that one I ran into target when I was with my cuz, yeah...Akane, even the name gives it away. Well great to hear from you, you know I never really gave you're gallery a good looking at, now that I know who you are I'll go right at it.

--
"That final day will fall
And those who curse the sky will face the earth
The many turn to one
The God of Gods’ own righteous son
Begging for that second birth."
~Grand Final - Demon Hunter
Icon was found on the web.
:iconsakeakane:
really? I should do the same...

--
And sometimes I think that I'm not any good at all
And sometimes I wonder why, why I'm even here at all
But then you assure me
I'm a little more than useless
~A little More than Useless RelientK

Forgiven & Free In Jesus
Bible Christian

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